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When you are sad, 
I will dry your tears.
When you are scared, 
I wil help fight your fears.

When you are worried, 
I will give you hope.
When you are heartbroken, 
I will help you cope.

And when you are lost, 
And you can't see the light.
I will be your lighthouse, 
Shining ever so bright.

This is my oath, 
my pledge till the end.
Why you ask?
Because you are my friend.

Send this to heart at least 10 friends you care 
and love about before 12 tonight and something 
good will happen 2morrow between 3&6 if you 
break this you will have bad luck for 5 yrs have 
fun 

I have Truthfully enjoyed all the great things 
that i have experienced while beind on your 
site. i will yalk to you later Truth.

hey guy, i really love what you've done with 
the place!!! but i just wanted to say hi... so 
hi!!!!!

derrick... your the most awsomest guy in the 
world!!!!!!!!!! i'm loving the website... more 
than ever!!!!!!!! GOODJOB!!!! 

WOW!! This site rocks even more than ever! I'm
especially a big fan of "Ask Derrick." AWESOME job!

Once again I am honored and proud to have known 
you as a student and as a contributor to our 
community.  I have just read your article in 
the Record about the fishbowl that is Bear 
Creek.  Your article is insightful yet honest 
and really lets the community know how a 
majority of us feel.  It is students like 
yourself that make BC a respectable learning 
institution and I applaud your methods of 
trying to spread that message to the outside 
community- both Lodi and Stockton's. 

it is totally awsome. even though i couldnt 
read all of them but you were awsome at the 
coral festival! WICKED AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU LOOKED RAY CHARLES TOTALLY WICKED

Um, so...I'm signing this again because no one
else has in ages. So, yes, awesome site, although
I would LOVE to see the FAQ up sometime ::hint,
hint:: Ooo, and I want to talk to you about a
diabolical plan...muahaha. So go online sometime!
You should spend 17.23 hours online every
day...like me. :) Teehee.

Derrick
I know i already signed, but I just figured out
your a mormon.  ME TO!!!!!!! by

i love your web site it is incredable

I'm glad you're getting gambling advertisments 
your feedback form.  It makes me feel really 
good inside :)
P.S.  I swear I sent a message last week and I 
don't see it.   Did you steal it?

hola chico
como estas? Just wanted to drop by and actually 
read a few of you'r articles and stuff...anyhow, 
I think they are great, just like you:) I love 
you'r movie reviews they are so funny! Oh...and 
about that lady who said you were a fish killer, 
I think you over did it by volunteering to 
personally go with her to Petco:) see you in 
Government or English or whenever!     Jess Manzo

Hiya Derrick. Saw the do-si-do column. Loved it, 
as always. By the way, you finding me made me 
make all my blog entries friends only. :) I 
still need to send you that picture. Just 
between you and me, is Jonathon a lush? hahaha

hey derrick!! cool page...lol where u been 
hiding? havent seen u for a while...=/...well 
see ya later!

Hey, it's me again! I just wanted to tell you
that I appreciate your proper use of
capitilization and punctuaction in your blog. It
makes my heart sing...well, maybe not, but it
warms my soul to know that not ALL teenagers have
adopted the slang-y shorthand that bothers me so. :)

kool website derrick...weel see you around 
school...alright now, peace out

hi derrick i will c u at chrch

Everyone at the bank just loves your little 
outfit.  I think it would be a big hit with the 
cowboys out here- you should really consider 
marketing that.

third official comment enter here.  hello there, 
i'm a big fan, i'd love to work with you some 
day in a high school journalism class or 
something.... oh wait...

Woohoo!  I'm posting the second real comment...
just like what rank I am.  Maybe this means
something for Jennifer....  Anyway, Derrick, I'm
glad I started you off on this whole animation
thing!  It sure is taking you places!

::Adds in a whisper just like Bennifer's::e-mail
address for poor, patient J-dawg...

Hey hey...look who gets to write the first REAL
comment! Woohoo! I must say, Derrick, this site
rocks. Keep up the good work!

::hushed whisper in a reminding, but not nagging,
manner:: And get me an e-mail address! ::wink, wink::

Well, I'm typing to myself to see how this works.

Name :   Christie G. e-mail :   a_music_chic_16@yahoo.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :   See? Even a BC alumnus has heard of your awesome site! (Thanx to my sister, Katie, whom I think you know) Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   Keep up the great writing in your column! Name :   Nancy e-mail :   nanrose98@hotmail.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :   Great stories. My favorite so far is the seagull one. Really funny. Keep up the good work. Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   I found some of you hidden easter eggs. . . sure Jonathan, thats rootbeer alright. . .and your band is really cool too. Name :   Andrew May e-mail :   redundant_one@juno.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :   Crazy stuff Derrick... Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   you know...whatever... Name :   ViEtkA e-mail :   doidoikiepkiep@hotmail.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :   sup man... ur website is the BOMB!!! Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   YEA... Name :   ViEtkA e-mail :    Questions/Comments regarding the column :    Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :    Name :   Lee Vang e-mail :   fasha_soap@hotmail.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :   hey dude, some good stuff u got here. keep up the good work. Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   hope u stay as ummm.... lively as u r rite now....hehehe...well, see ya later... Name :   ~FrAnNy~ e-mail :   liloangelicious@aol.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :    Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   OMG DeBo..what a COOOOOOL site...i LoOoOOoOoOOooOOooooOve It!!!!! =) Name :   Julianne Babaoka e-mail :   well you obviously have it if you emailed me already duh Questions/Comments regarding the column :   derrick, youre a friekin genius! I love reading your column Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   Happy Holidays! and i hope you get a lot of good presents for christmas! Name :   Dawn Chandler e-mail :   physcodawn4@hotmail.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :    Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   Hey Derrick its Dawn Steph Cs cousin! you better remember me! hehe! well this is a pretty crazy funnie site! Keep it goin and have fun k? Ill add it to my favorites list so your site can be extra special k? E-mail me sometime k? Later days! Name :   jen iffer thornn e-mail :   princessjennyt@aol.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :   truth or derrick, hey man!! my mom thinks you are the greatest guy ever to walk the face of the planet, i em (yes i ment em seeing as how you always used to make fun of me for missprnouncing it)prettysure that i have mentioned that to you before but its o Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :    Name :   jen iffer thornn e-mail :   princessjennyt@aol.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :   i love them!!i am your biggest fan!!!!!youre the best truth or derrick! Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   go B.C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Name :   James D. e-mail :   theadobomobber59@yahoo.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :   Great stuff Derick, always a lively kinda guy you are. Yes, strong the force is with this one... I am yet to bring ur CDS back but Ill remember! Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   Derrick is the Coolest Name :   Jenny Michelle e-mail :   jenmichelle33@yahoo.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :   I think you should have more hidden easter eggs. Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   Im glad they caught Bin Laden Name :   Jonathan Urie e-mail :   JumpinJehosaphat@oldtestament.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :   The columns are great as usual and I love the holiday festivmess of the site. Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   I like the picture of me and the root beer...and if anyone finds that picture, yes, it really is root beer! I mean, look at Derrick in the sunglasses egging me on! Name :   toni Ferrell Questions/Comments regarding the column :    Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :    Name :   Nancy Rose (From Lodi) e-mail :   nanrose98@hotmail.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :   Really funny. Keep up the good work. Wanna come write for Lodi High? We dont have any good writers. Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   Do you pay Jonathon for advertising your website? Hes really good at it. Name :   (last time.. i promise) e-mail :   you know who i am Questions/Comments regarding the column :   ::ridiculously familiar pecking noise in the background:: uh oh! you betta go check out that front porch, some lil bird may be doing some dirty work.. nevertheless, w/o a doubt, the birds are the best, Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   and till you write your next column (wat?? you write columns?) I will always endear the Bird Mafia, ALWAYS!! --still laughing from reading your flawless column.. Sharon Buahahaha!! Name :   its me again e-mail :   this is my last entry! Questions/Comments regarding the column :    Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :    Name :   Sharon Buahahaha e-mail :   i give up Questions/Comments regarding the column :   [darned limited space.. me continuing] dont ever stop being yourself! I absolutely love the Seagulls.. what??? kamikaze bluejays?? ahahahha! Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   You have no idea how terrified, mortified, petrified, stupified by you I am! Seriously, you are MY role model, Derrick Elements! And I will always be your Shannon.. riggght... Just watch your back (dont forget my offers) ::ridiculously familiar pecking no Name :   Sharon Buahahaha e-mail :   watever you want it to be =) Questions/Comments regarding the column :   wat? a column? you write columns? Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   hehe, howz my Derrick doing? dont worry, other girls, I dont like him that way.. but I do love that irrestible smile, that charming personality, and bubbly laugh! Keep inspiring me Derrick — whether it be in the sweeps or by the comps (of courzzze!!) dont Name :   joseph e-mail :   blah Questions/Comments regarding the column :   why does jonathan always lie...hes not the first one to max out the comment box...what a weirdo...(tell him to look at past comments) Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   well derrick...what happened to the picture? you took it off huh...im ashamed...totally ashamed... Name :   Katie e-mail :   FuzzyStocks@hotmail Questions/Comments regarding the column :   You know what? I think that using your Pink Book against terrorism might actually work! Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   You are the funniest guy in the world! I decided that if I can ever start saving my money Ill come visit you!! Or you could come visit me again!! Oh, I love your column! Name :   Katie e-mail :    Questions/Comments regarding the column :    Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :    Name :   anna raymundo e-mail :   bugaloo487@aol.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :   u should write t.o.d. articles that people can only read on your website, not in the b-voice bc i already read them all Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   jk, this isnt anna d-rick this is k- email me to talk about aj (remember from 5th period) do u know who this is? email me Name :   Jonathan Urie e-mail :   JFet.....hey, what do you need my address for? Spamvertisements? Questions/Comments regarding the column :   OKay derrick, I have one question for ya, what do you use for your hair? cuz I mean, it looks really good like all the time and I just can;t seem to emulate it. Do you use some unknown kind of gel or something? Anyway, I must say I really like your new la Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   oh yeah, I am the first to MAX OUT THE COMMENTS BOX!! ha HA!! Name :   sammy e-mail :   dingygood@offwall.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :   question #1 Where do you get the material? question #2 do you have a palm pilot-friendly down loadable version of your columns? question C: Do you need help? Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   comment H what is your favorite fish? comment #2: do you eat fish? comment #/: where is your office located? Comment #4: are you syndicated? ? you are sooo cool man. Name :   sarah e-mail :   sarahbellum7405@yahoo.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :    Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   derrick! i miss you so much! im gonna come in to layout the next time it is. you still need to mail me a copy of the paper, but i think i will probably see you before i see that mail. call me when its layout or just whenever. love ya pants! Name :   Stephanie Bush e-mail :   disneykisses@yahoo.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :   I just read your franklin column and I thought it was hilarious ! I like your writing because its just like talking tro you ! Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   You are the best nieghbor ever ! Name :   Jenny e-mail :   jenmichelle33@yahoo.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :   I really like this website. The people of my country (Albania) will love it! Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   I think that you should see the movie Radio, because I think you are emotionally cut off. You are afraid of letting your feelings come out freely. The people of my country (Albania) think you should stop being this way. Name :   Jenny e-mail :   jenmichelle33@yahoo.com Questions/Comments regarding the column :   I really like this website. The people of my country (Albania) will love it! Questions/Comments regarding...whatever. :   I think that you should see the movie Radio, because I think you are emotionally cut off. You are afraid of letting your feelings come out freely. The people of my country (Albania) think you should stop being this way.